Author - Peter Jones

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Peter (PG) Jones is the author of The Legends of Yawnia novels, which parody the Chronicles of Narnia books of CS Lewis.

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"The Lying Bitch and Her Wardrobe"

C S Lewis’s The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe gets an unashamedly politically incorrect make-over! Join Pedro, Svetlana, Eduardo, and Lacy on their hilarious adventures. Dumped by their mother on their disturbingly weird uncle, the children explore his outlandish mansion and discover the magical camp closet, inhabited by Freebase the monkey.

The closet is a magic portal that takes them to the bizarre world of Yawnia where they befriend the Good Creatures of the enchanted land. Can the children and their friends overthrow the wicked White Bitch?

Is nothing sacred? You may well ask such a question after reading P G Jones’s hilarious and affectionate parody of C S Lewis’s The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe. Imagine that the fantasy world of C S Lewis’s England and Narnia has been transported to the present day United Kingdom and Yawnia!

The genteel Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy are metamorphosed into tough inner city, streetwise kids Pedro, Svetlana, Eduardo and Lacy and the eccentric Professor becomes the sinister Dr. Didgery Shag. The rather stern housekeeper of C S Lewis's original, Mrs. Macready, is transformed into the psychotic Mrs. MacCreepy, while the infamous White Witch of C S Lewis’s original is morphed into the equally malevolent “White Bitch” with a fabulous wardrobe.

Fast paced and liberally scattered with hillarious puns, jokes and allusions, this story nevertheless remains true to the style of C S Lewis, and is a book not to be missed.

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Prince Crapian & the Voyage of the Porn Trader is the second installment in the Legends of Yawnia series.

What's it about?" I hear you cry. Well...

C S Lewis receives a second unabashed and politically incorrect make-over as Prince Caspian and The Voyage of the Dawn Treader get a good mauling! Pedro, Svetlana, Eduardo and Lacy return to Yawnia to find 500 years have passed. Can they help Prince Crapian rid the enchanted land of his drunken and evil Uncle, King Shiraz? More to the point, where has the wicked King Shiraz hidden Yawnia’s wealth and just what is his connection with Jordania, the daughter of the White Bitch, who was defeated by Haslet?

Join Pedro and the others in another rip-roaring adventure as they fight for Yawnia’s very soul. Read on and discover whether Yawnia is saved by Haslet the Great Smoked Pork Lion together with the brave knight Sir Kurt Urbane, Cheapripoff the Rat, Croque Monsieur the Skunk, and Trumpalot the Brown Trouser Dwarf. This time it’s war!

And just arrived .......

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"The Saliva Chair"

The Saliva Chair is the third installment in the epic Legends of Yawnia series.

"Hurrah!" I hear you cry. "Yawnia's back! What happens next?"

Well, read on and I'll tell you...

C S Lewis gets another unashamed and politically incorrect battering as The Horse and His Boy and The Silver Chair receive the full on belly-laugh treatment! Horace and Gill return to Yawnia to find King Crapian in his latter years and still searching for his heirs. Will he find them? Does he really need the wig? Has Queen Svetlana completely lost the plot? Read on and discover whether Horace and Gill can help rescue the flower of Yawnia’s Royal Family and finally defeat the evil Jordania.

Once again you can join Horace and Gill, together with Puddlepants the Moshwilly in their epic quest across the vast northern wilds. Surely, with the help of the mighty Meathead the Rock Ogre and the great Sir Dayle Winsome the perma-tanned Knight they must triumph. And just what exactly is the story of Tupper the Merino Ram, and how did he escape the clutches of the Taffmen in the distant land of Izit? Read on, for the insanity that is Yawnia continues! And yes; King Crapian is going a bit thin on top!